Creation Museum's Adam: Bringing the Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow
Adam, it seems, is porn star. The museum has pulled the video, and banished Adam from the Garden:
The Expulsion of Adam & Eve - Benjamin West
Here's the down and dirty, according to WKYT in Kentucky, the museum's home state.
Registration records show that Eric Linden, who portrays Adam taking his first breath in a film at the newly opened Creation Museum, owns a graphic Web site called Bedroom Acrobat. He has been pictured there, smiling alongside a drag queen, in a T-shirt brandishing the site's sexually suggestive logo.
Linden, a graphic designer, model and actor, also sells clothing for SFX International, whose initials appear on clothing to spell "SEX" from afar and serve as an abbreviation for its mascot, who promotes "free love", "pleasure" and "Thrillz."
The museum's operators, informed Thursday by The Associated Press of Linden's online appearances, acted swiftly to suspend airing of the 40-second video in which he appeared.
What? Adam pictured with a drag queen? Well, well, well. Could this be the elusive Steve?
Apparently, Eric Linden gave up the rights to Bedroom Acrobat, and is no longer affiliated with it. Records show he registered the site a mere 18 months ago. (Gotta say, I'm loving that site name.)
Adam and Eve -- Tamara de Lempicka
I'm thinking the Creation Museum's directors may have been a bit too hasty. I mean, the main premise of their mission statement is to evangalize the lost, right? It's not enough to preach to the choir, -- they're saved, praisegod -- it's the heathens they're after, right?
I'd have never stepped foot in the Creation Museum before. But they might just be able to pull me in with some Thrillz like a porn star Adam. That might just pique my interest.
From a marketing standpoint, it's genius. Think about it; porn star Adam, a few paintings like this one, and a little bow-chicka-wow-wow theme music going on. Eve could even have a pole and do some kind of crazy snake charmer dance.
All the Heathens in the house say Hey! (Hey!) Hey! (Hey!)
Yeah, I'd go see that.
As for Adam, here's his take on the matter:
Make believe. I'll leave that one alone.For the Creation Museum, I did what I did as an actor. It doesn't necessarily mean I believe in evolution or a believe in creation, I'm hired to get a point across. On the flip side, if I was hired to play a murderer, that doesn't mean I'd go out and kill somebody. It's make-believe.
12 prescriptions:
I am so laughing my heathen ass off right now.
Damm, do you think Eve had a pole and Adam took the apple from a secret place?....I'd go with you to see the museum and short film...just let me know.
OK people, I just need to say this: after seeing the more contemporary Adam & Eve pic pop up here every time I log in ...
Adam has a damn fine ass.
I'd give him the damn apple too. Make him a friggin' pie.
You fallen woman, you. I'd take a bite of your apple.
I heard they originally cast Jerry Falwell in the part,but,.you know..
Add my "HEY!" to the chorus. :)
mmmmm....sin pie....
BN: I've fallen and I can't get up.
S: (HEY!) Ooh, Jerry in a fig leaf?! I'd rather see Ron Jeremy get the part. (shudder)
AH: Is that like Better Than Sex cake?
Heathen say
HEY!!!!
Why do so many rabble-rousers for right wing causes (Jeff Gannon, Matt Sanchez, now this guy) turn out to be gay porn stars? It's UNCANNY. The only gay porn star that's done anything good for the nation's liberals is Mike Jones. Maybe it's true that porn stars typically aren't very bright.
Oh, and "Hey."
(Hi, I'm a heathen.)
So what is the attraction these people have with former porn stars? Do they enjoy the audition process? Screening previous work? Or maybe just leaving through their resumés with one hand?
And for some reason I keep coming back to this post for just one more loo... sorry read.
I am also reminded of an old burlesque number:
(To be sung with humph and (you should excuse the expression, rim shots)
It was a pear!
A lovely pear!
That made Adam realize that Eve was there.
They say that she wore fig leaves,
But that's not true at all.
It happened in the autumn
When the leaves began to fall.
A peachy pear made Adam
She got him cause she had them
A peach pear made Adam fall in love.
HEY!
R7E: Yeah, makes you wonder. Someone should do a study.
Willym: Ha! Yes, I too am drawn to this [pic] post again and again and ... goodgravy but the man has a nice ass. Who was the model for that painting, anydamnway? Oh, and nice little ditty!
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