Ha! Fruit fags. That almost replaces Lenticular Jesus as my band name.
I was in Chili's the other night and reading their drink menu when I ran across an unexpected bit of folklore. Apparently, according to Chili's marketing and promotion, if you eat half of a conjoined strawberry and give half to someone else, then the two of you will fall madly in love.
For grapes, I would assume it's just hot sex and "love wine".
Tater: Now I know Mattel did not produce that particular accessory set for Ken. In fact ... how on earth would Ken make use of such accoutrements? He's not exactly packing, you know.
L: and who can blame you?
R7E: Well it's just too bad I'm only hearing those words over a grape these days. Damn.
"Anon": (Don't even try -- I know you're my local lurker.) Now that is a true Fruit of the Day! I had no idea. I love how the sailors used to think they were "disembodied rumps" floating around on the high seas.
QJ: Damn! I ate the whole friggin grape(s). I think I did have wine that night. Can't remember if I had any hot sex with myself. (In which case,it would not have qualified as "hot"...)
Sure it would, Cowbell. Some of the best sex one can have is with one's self. After all, daddy knows what daddy likes. Or momma knows what momma likes.
QJ: You are so right. "Nobody does you like you do you", I always say. It was the not remembering part that qualified it as not-so-hot, rather than the self love part. (proofread, Cowbell. Dammit.)
A dear friend's mother told her as a teenager: "Remember sweetie, you can always row your own boat," (to which my friend replied, "Yeah, but what if you really like oars?")
Anon: I think they mentioned something about 1 meter long. Hmm. I am all about size, but this is beyond the pale. Or should I say impale...
I fled Seattle in 2011, landed in Costa Rica with nine suitcases and a dog, married a tico, took off my rose-colored glasses, and settled in for the ride.
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Well of course you've been missed! An unusual fruit of the day.... got a few friends that would qualify for that one.
Ha! Holy peaches, I didn't even get my own funny. Fruit of the Day indeed. Oh, I'm definitely doing it now. It's a feature, that's that.
whoah! A Twofer! Assgrapes just in time for Pride. If it were mine I would dress it in the assless chaps from my cockring Ken doll...
Did I say that outloud?
tater... tater.. tater... so much for that refined, gentil persona you presented to us....
I'm just laughing now.
Awww ... for me? Shucks. Honestly, that's the best piece of ass I've been offered all week.
Fruit?!!! Now there is a subject this semi-retired fruit can get her teeth into!! Believe it or not I have a contribution to add today.
Well I tried to copy a picture to post but either we can't or I don't know what I am doing!
See the Coco de mer fruit, found on the Seychelles Islands, at this website:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coco_de_mer
I know all you fruit fags out there will love it!!!
Ha! Fruit fags. That almost replaces Lenticular Jesus as my band name.
I was in Chili's the other night and reading their drink menu when I ran across an unexpected bit of folklore. Apparently, according to Chili's marketing and promotion, if you eat half of a conjoined strawberry and give half to someone else, then the two of you will fall madly in love.
For grapes, I would assume it's just hot sex and "love wine".
Tater: Now I know Mattel did not produce that particular accessory set for Ken. In fact ... how on earth would Ken make use of such accoutrements? He's not exactly packing, you know.
L: and who can blame you?
R7E: Well it's just too bad I'm only hearing those words over a grape these days. Damn.
"Anon": (Don't even try -- I know you're my local lurker.) Now that is a true Fruit of the Day! I had no idea. I love how the sailors used to think they were "disembodied rumps" floating around on the high seas.
QJ: Damn! I ate the whole friggin grape(s). I think I did have wine that night. Can't remember if I had any hot sex with myself. (In which case,it would not have qualified as "hot"...)
Sure it would, Cowbell. Some of the best sex one can have is with one's self. After all, daddy knows what daddy likes. Or momma knows what momma likes.
Did you check out the picture of the male coco de mer fruit?
There is no way to tell the scale but in my imagination it is HUGE.
Looks very Yummy.
Yes, I am a size queen!
LL :)
QJ: You are so right. "Nobody does you like you do you", I always say. It was the not remembering part that qualified it as not-so-hot, rather than the self love part. (proofread, Cowbell. Dammit.)
A dear friend's mother told her as a teenager: "Remember sweetie, you can always row your own boat," (to which my friend replied, "Yeah, but what if you really like oars?")
Anon: I think they mentioned something about 1 meter long. Hmm. I am all about size, but this is beyond the pale. Or should I say impale...
i think it was a great post
Is there a snack food called Fruitian Slips? There should be.
"fruitaian slips!"..I am SO stealing that!..
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