Who Let the Mitt Out? (Woof Woof)
Seems our boy Mitt was seen getting his MLK celebration on. And really, if you want the world to notice that you're honoring Dr. King for a hot minute, what better way to do that, than mingling with Real Live Black Folks? It's true. Mitt Romney bravely ventured into the 'hood, where the good Guv'nah pushed himself into photo ops with the locals, and stiffly posed the question, "Who let the dogs out? Woof! Woof!" He also showed himself to be a man of style by commenting on one future voter's blingage.
The Mittster, keepin' it real. It's something you just have to see for yourself.
Are you kidding me? I'm guessing the hysterical laughter in the background flew right over Mitt's head. I mean, surely his new homies were laughing with him, right?
Does anybone remember that old Saturday Night Live skit, the one that went, He's white (white!), he's extremely white! He walks with his buttocks extremely tight! Yeah. That's been running through my mind the last hour or so.
The sad thing is, this probably won't hurt his chances for the Big House in the least. Those who would be offended at his disingenuous audacity here wouldn't have been throwing votes his way to begin with, and those who would support him, are probably saying, "See? Mitt loves the Blacks! Golly, he's just too hip to be square!"
Hat tip to the Hat for tipping me off to this gem. Because really, nothing is more amusing than T-mobile-kickin' it with my homegirl, synchronizing those computers, and gettin' some madcrazy Mittness on.
Peace out.
19 comments:
Gee Mitt,thanks for making me feel all better about bein' whitebread.
Does this guy have advisors that coach him,or does he just get down and get funky all by himself?
I was gonna leave a comment but then I realized there was absolutely nothing I could say about that.
What an asshole....with a big A. I really didn't think there was a bigger red asshole than GW. I was wrong.
I am beyond trying to figure out first, why he was even there? Second, what made him say "Who let the dogs out"? Third, why did he even get out of bed that morning?
But it was cute when Anderson Cooper said "hoot hoot"
And the chick on the newscast said "get on with your bad self"???? WTF
This is why I had to stop watching these shows because I am yelling at the tv far too much!
My ears! My ears!! (Make it stop, make it stop ...)
Hi, Anderson Cooper is funny. And hot. Um, why won't he marry me?
what the fuck were they thinking?....you know those folk were laughing their asses at the 'cracker'...I bet a kazillion dollars the man has never used the word bling before in his life..and who let the dogs out..? wolf wolf..
oh man, i've never be more proud to be white...kill me now
Painful. Just so painful. Please someone make him go away.
and you know I bet he has nothing against "black folk" why some of his best friends are "coloureds."
I don't normally comment on US politics 'cause its not my place to but I am doing the whole Holy See pilgrimage things - all seven churchs and lighting a candle in each one. Holy Mary Pray for us.
Sling --- Yeah. Prime example of how diversifying his work force would've been a definite advantage. Oops.
WM --- He pretty much says it all, doesn't he, home slice?
Rosemary --- Hmm, that's a tough one. Who's the bigger asshole ...
Sageweb --- Why ask why?
Red --- No way, back off my man.
YDG --- Exactly. You could hear people laughing on the tape! I guess that stick up his ass affects his brain function.
Elizabeth --- I know. Who keeps voting for this guy?
Willym --- Oh, I'm sure some of his best friends ARE Black, judging by how amazingly comfortable he seemed. On the other hand, maybe his magic underwear just gave him an extra dose of cool.
But he...I'm...but...sigh....
I'm speechless.. I really don't know what scares me more, Mitt and his magic drawers, or the crazy people that vote for him. It's a toss up.
Oh my fucking sweet god. This reminds of Airplane, when the old lady breaks out in "Jive", only he completely sucks at it, is transparent as glass, and isn't funny. This was his publicity coup for MLK day? Really Mittens? REALLY?!?!?!?! What a fucking tool. I'm surprised he didn't ask the woman he was talking to, "Who you baby daddy?". Waspy asshole. As Rosemary said, he is the red swollen baboon butt of ASSHOLES! I'm am proud of Anderson for airing this. I just can't believe he did this, ON MLK DAY! My brain hurts.
If there is a reason he should not receive the vote- it's right here. OMG!
How did I miss this story? Crap, yikes, zoinks, and jinkies.
Given the voting reputation of the American public, I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this.
(runs away screaming)
Crap, just when my brain tumor was subsiding.
RG --- Dubya? Is that you?
DL --- Yeah, he really creeps me out. I mean, Suckabee creeps me out, but just on a political level. Mitt would creep me out if I just saw him on the street and didn't know who he was.
Tater --- "red swollen baboon butt of assholes", hahahaha! Baboons creep me out too, so that fits.
Prof --- exactly. Unfortunately, his supporters probably will not even see anything remotely wrong. They won't even notice the stiff bullshit fakery going on in that little scene.
JP --- I know! I may well have missed it if not for the Hat. I've had a bad feeling about Mitt from the start. Creepmeister!
Hat --- come back ... he can't hurt you here ... it's the Californians and Ohioans he'll be after.
Lorraine --- Better get that radiated before the elections, honey, or that headache will take over your entire bod.
Very scary. But I can honestly say there would only be one thing worse. Good old "intern the dirty AIDS whores" Huckabee, and his dog hanging sociopath offspring.
Al --- seriously, we just need to get religion out of the White House for a while. It's changed from personal beliefs to beliefs forced on the rest of us through that position of power. Both Romney and Hucklebee scare me, all joking aside.
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