Bumper Sticker of the Day
I've been a bit lackadaisical on my bumper sticker sharing. Time to rectify that.
I took the eldest daughter, her friend, and the Labradogs to Green Lake over the weekend. I parked in front of a red Volvo which had Captain Marvel for a hood ornament. Pretty snazzy.
The rear end of the vehicle was emblazoned with political thoughts typical of this area, like this one:
You can see my reflection snapping the shot, dedicated photographer that I am.
They also had this one, aptly listing individuals (and objects) who could better serve in the capacity of Commander in Chief than our current Fearless Chimpazoid.
Not sure if you can read it, I'll translate here, until I get tired of typing:
Ghengis Khan
Slim Whitman
Vlad the Impaler
Bozo the Clown
Ed Guin
A 5-lb bag of Turnips
Al Capone
Jack the Ripper
John F. Kerry
Woody Woodpecker
Some Feta Cheese
Betty Page
Lassie
Ms. Hygenia Meatfork
The Dali Lama
Hugh Hefner
A Large Penguin
Pope Leo IX
Batman
Theda Bara
Jesus H. Christ
Nosferatu
Man-Eating Lion
Peter, Paul, and Mary
Charles Manson
Sasquatch
Marilyn Chambers
Spiro Agnew
Zbigniew Brzezinski
Captain Beefheart
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow
Cthulu
Winnie the Pooh
Colonel Sanders
Oprah Winfrey
Vinyl Siding
Well. The list includes dead guys, make believe characters, and representatives from the animal and vegetable kingdoms. Sounds about right. I mean, hell, Lassie actually could communicate better than Bush.
What's that, girl? Saddam Hussein doesn't have weapons of mass destruction?! What? You say you don't want to send troops to Iraq? The Yellow Cake documents were forgeries? What's that? You mean Valerie Plame's identity should remain top secret, we should have a national health care system, and higher education could be paid for with some form of beneficial service and mentoring programs in our communities? Good work, girl!
I'm surprised Captain Marvel wasn't on the list as well.
9 comments:
OK, that's frakking hysterical. I myself am partial to "some feta cheese". Now that is some dead on political analysis!
oh oh oh my gut is busting!
OH! OH!...Peter Paul and Mary!!
"Speedball was a Racehorse" could be our national anthem..
I want the bumper sticker that says, Nice SUV. Sorry about your penis.
Oh yeah ... my little Toyota Corolla is totally getting keyed.
I like the Batman one -- that's my dog's name. He totally would get more support running this circus than the reigning chimpmeister.
Well Red, out in these parts, it's the wingnutter bumper stickers that are at risk of a good keying.
I'm with Lorraine, FETA CHEESE! Although with the current atmosphere in American politics, I may just opt for a really ripe Limburger...
hahahaha!!!! i love this!!! i love the idea of you sitting on your hot porch drinking beer.
That is The Flash on da hood. He's be a good prez too.
Allan -- for real??? I thought it was Cpt Marvel -- I even looked up his image. Hmm, time to investigate superheroes. Thanks!
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