Out of the Mouths of Matrons
Heard over afternoon tea:She was well endowed ... and she used her assets as a battering ram.
--Colleague, primly describing a crowded elevator situation.
15 June 2007
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About Me
- more cowbell
- I fled Seattle in 2011, landed in Costa Rica with nine suitcases and a dog, married a tico, took off my rose-colored glasses, and settled in for the ride.
4 comments:
Guess you had to be there.
Yow. I have a phobia of elevators. It clashes with my loathing of stairs.
Does that count towards my tag?
Yes. Absolutely.
I have a fear of escalators.
eh eh eh . . . .makes me want to get on an elevator and ride!
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