Batman meets Squirrel
Batman spent the weekend intently watching Squirrel through our sliding glass force field. The squirrel has somehow learned about glass. He wasn't at all perturbed by this hairy beast inches away from him. This went on for hours. Like those DVDs for dogs and cats, except free.
I'm not making that DVD business up -- it's like reality TV for your pet. People pay for this shit. What is that? There's something inherently wrong when people believe their pets want to watch TV. People, take your dog on a walk. He doesn't want to watch a cat actor, he wants to sniff stinky stuff and run around and chase squirrels and tennis balls.
Does posting about your dog qualify as a Lame Blog? A friend's recent comment: "I'm not reading it if it's boring." Whatever. She's reading it. Fuck it. This is a dog post, bitches.
4 comments:
No way is a dog post lame. Have confidence in your Blogging Self. Most people whose blogs ARE lame (I miss my boyfriend...I'm depressed...) make no excuses. They expect that everyone is drooling to read their next entry. Of course, they are sadly mistaken in this, but you could at least take THAT page out of their book.
He says he likes to lay on beds NEAR the TV.
Ok. I admit it....I like reading YOUR blog. You & your kid's blogs are good because you both have that twisted sense of humor that comes out in your writing. Everything seems to be working great on the site.
Absolutely great picture of Batman and his squirrel admirer...friend...stalker...one who thinks he's a dog too...one who thinks he is actually looking in the mirror admiring what a big handsome black squirrel he is.
Weird suburban animal behavior. Do you think it's because we lack sun here?
Ha! Squirrel admiring his Lab reflection! Now that's some funny shit.
Hmm. Evidently I can not reply to individual comments in a hierarchical structure, as you can in LiveJournal. OK, i don't like that.
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