Comments on I Need More Cowbell *: Beelzebub's Minions

Did you try smoking them out? Or bright lights shi...

2008-07-26T05:38:00.000-07:00

Did you try smoking them out? Or bright lights shining under the deck - porch - whatever? No wait a minute that's for skunks. Loud music - nope that's for groundhogs. Sorry run out of ideas here - go for the foam!

And as for the outfit... well... I'm with Casey on that one.

Lorraine: If he was from my camp, don't let him f...

2008-07-25T12:48:00.000-07:00

Lorraine: If he was from my camp, don't let him fool you with his cute and fuzzy ways. He's a demon in stripes.

Elizabeth: Well I'd hope it wasn't built on sacred ground, because then on top of it being such a suckass house, I'd then be contributing to the Old White Colonizers power paradigm. But the house very well could be a conduit for some pissed off demon. Anybody have the number of an exorcist?

DL: I actually did consider calling an apiarist or something, because with that whole phenomenon of the bumble bees dying the past few years, I hate the thought of killing them. But after I found out how the "deck" was built, I realized they'd have to tear the deck to pieces to get the little fuckers out. Then when they went on the stinging rampage ... well, Buh-bye, Bumblebees.

RG: Yeah, I got that from the BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA on the chatter. Glad my trials and tribulations provide such entertainment to the masses.

Casey: you'd think, eh? Fearless little bastards.

Tater: In your case, I truly AM glad my trials and tribulations are providing entertainment to the masses.

hehe! Thank you for the giggling distraction of y...

2008-07-24T05:10:00.000-07:00

hehe! Thank you for the giggling distraction of your bee killer outfit! Made my day, as did your kind comment at chez tater. The greenhouse suggestion by Cee was excellent, and I bet they have some useful info for you. Those fuckers pack a wallup! Please be careful.

I'd have thought the outfit would scare 'em away. ...

2008-07-23T17:48:00.000-07:00

I'd have thought the outfit would scare 'em away.

I don't have any suggestions but I wish you well.

Seriously - I almost peed myself from laughter, pi...

2008-07-23T16:49:00.000-07:00

Seriously - I almost peed myself from laughter, picturing you, in the Scary Movie Bee Keeper outfit, trying to kill the little buggers.

Fine. I laughed. Ha-ha. Happy now?

2008-07-23T16:48:00.000-07:00

Fine. I laughed. Ha-ha. Happy now?

Swell outfit! Props for making your personal prot...

2008-07-23T04:13:00.000-07:00

Swell outfit! Props for making your personal protective bee armor so unique (I have visions of the neighbors shaking their heads here)and practical as well!

I'd suggest you smoke the little bastards out, but the way things have been going I suspect the net result would be catching the OFMH on fire and your insurance wouldn't cover bee related fire damage..

If you have a large greenhouse nearby, give them a ring- you'd probably get more sound advice there than from the cavern of home improvement..

Oh, and I'm with Elizabeth, I think it may well be time for that exorcism.

I really did Laugh Out Loud when I say your War-on...

2008-07-22T22:33:00.000-07:00

I really did Laugh Out Loud when I say your War-on-bees uniform! Priceless.

Bummer about the bees though. I'm not freaked out by many things, but unpredictable angry things that can sting? They terrify me.

Have you ever considered that the Old Motherfucking House might be built on a sacred Native American burial ground? Maybe you need an exorcist rather than a handy griller/builder person.....

I'm really glad I read this AFTER I spent some tim...

2008-07-22T18:52:00.000-07:00

I'm really glad I read this AFTER I spent some time today admiring all the bumblebees who were happily cavorting in my lavendar bushes. They looked so cute and happy.

If it's any consolation, one was lying on his back and when I poked him his dead carcasse fell to the ground. Maybe he's a refugee from your camp.

EvilG: Yeah. It's a barrel of laughs around this...

2008-07-22T18:46:00.000-07:00

EvilG: Yeah. It's a barrel of laughs around this joint. Har fucking har har. And yes, you'd think my bee fighting gear would intimidate the little bastards, but no.

Sageweb: Now there's an idea. With the added benefit of skirting that whole pesky testosterone/ego/ball-scratching deal. But then there's the pesky U-haul thing, so who can say. Still ... I'll take it under advisement.

YDG: You'd think. If they're not going to have the decency to be intimidated, they could at least choke themselves to death on their laughter.

RG: where's your comment, Pirate Boy? Put that thing down.

oh man..im so sorry about your bee problem but i l...

2008-07-22T16:38:00.000-07:00

oh man..im so sorry about your bee problem but i laughed so hard when i saw your killer bee outfit..im surprised they didn't die laughing..

Well if you can't borrow a super husband...go down...

2008-07-22T13:15:00.000-07:00

Well if you can't borrow a super husband...go down to the local Lesbian hang out...They will be more then willing to help.
There was a comedian who did a test on a lesbian beach back east...she pretended her bike broke and watched as the girls gathered round to save her....It was actually pretty funny. Our kind is so over helpful.

Except me...bees scare me. Bumble bees are even scarier.

The fun never stops at Chez Cowbell! We get bumble...

2008-07-22T08:56:00.000-07:00

The fun never stops at Chez Cowbell! We get bumble bees in my garden and they really are pretty innocuous, but then that is out in the garden and I guess I am not going near their nest.

Loved your bee fighting outfit by the way. If nothing else, the mask should scare the shit out of them.

I don't have any bee fighting advice. Maybe you should borrow super husband for this job.